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Definitions
Love:
An emotional state invented by women to ensnare men into a long term
commitment. Men often mistake this state for lust.
Lust:
A physical state created by man that often leads him into a relationship
lasting more than one night. Women often mistake this state for love.
Commitment: The obligation a man feels
towards a woman until the DNA test on Trisha proves negative.
Orgasm:
The drink’s wearing off and the world is coming back into focus.
Suddenly you realise that you’re having sex with the ugliest
octogenarian in the world. Yuuuuchh! Time to ejaculate quickly and get
the hell out of there.
One
night stand: A short trial marriage that
cuts out the messy loathing phase that comes before the divorce.
Two
night stand: A sexual encounter prolonged
by the use of Viagra.
Shag-muffin: A short-term
no-strings-attached lover.
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