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Question:
Where can shy guys meet girls?
Answer: Shyness should not stand in the way of love
and romance. In the words of that great romantic Scottish poet, Robert
Burns, “Hoots mon, yer unca did’nae bother akin yon damsel ferlie wee
fookter” – and I’m sure you’ll agree that that sums it up nicely.
However, for those of us who don’t have the
linguistic ability of dear Rabbie we must rely on our cunning. So if
your shy with the girls try one of these simple strategies:
* Always wear a blanket over your head. Thus, should
you bump into a nice girl, she’ll not be able to see your hideous blush
red face.
* Have pre-recorded messages, such as “Hi sexy, I’d
love to take you to the movies then home to bed,” prepared. When you
meet a girl play an appropriate message and mime to the words. This will
hide your crippling stutter and give you a chance of getting a date.
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